"Your daughter's lying, she kick my fuckin dog"
"So, I cant order a ChickenMcCockWitch??"jk&sj
"I am office McBruden do not hang up on me!!!"
"drugs, no I dont want to do drugs"
"Two Dolla~!!!"bz
"DAAAMNNN~! that woman got hit, NO she was beaten with an ugly stick"
"AWWW damnit, how did they make their way upstairs?!?!"
"Why are there socks on the outside of my shoes¿"cc
""Yo guys check this out, this car has an automatic caddy censor"..."What the **** are u talkin about""jk
"Here goes some Chinese anal lube"bowl
""Brent u know what they are doing in ur basement!!""Awwww they better not be doing that ill fuckin kill them,*blocking mental immage*"
"Chris ill give u $5 to go downstaris""
"May be if i act like uh retard theil gimme some tookies and shit"-jk
"Double Pootanny"bowl "budhistcows [9:29 PM]: i see how it is
budhistcows [9:29 PM]: well someone told me that the sky was gonna turn purple and pink
budhistcows [9:29 PM]: but i wont tell u who it fuckin is "
"Awwww sweet, lost the power-stearing.... haha there goes the bower breaks.... OOOOO SHIT WE LOST THE BREAKS!!!~!!!!~!!!! *EEEERRRRRRRRR* "jk
""Yo turn here... its right here...TRUN dont speed up!!..... "*EEEERRRRR*" AHHHHH shit we locked the breaks up!! "*SLIDE*"sc&ag
"OOOOHHHHH NO NO No theirs a Dicky-Moe in my Pickle cock"bowl
" i mean hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the clock and got raped ... yea thats what i mean "jk
"YOU FUCKERS ARE DOING FUCKIN ACID!!!!!!!!!""NO SERIOUSLY THEY ARE FUCKIN WITH ME, ARN' T THEY?"kg
"NO FUCK YOU, WITH UR DAMN BEES AND PEES!.... NO NO NO, YOUR CHEATIN IN THE GAME?!"kg
*Looks up*"Your mom fucks hard"al
"no no man the yahoo goes down there..."gs
(When running through someones yard at an uncertin time of the night its always good to do a) "LEAP OF FAITH"sc&bd
""So ummm which one of you have been drinking tonight?".... "None of us sir"..."Well what's that bottle at your feet son?"..."Umm yea it's an Icey Tea bottle, my guess is that its Icy Tea, you can, umm check it if u want....""pulled over before N run
""YO dude u arnt actully takin a shit on the fuckin road are u man?!"
"haha fuck yea i am""
"Fuck Car! Car! Car! Car! commin up behind us get in the fuckin car quick........ they had to of seen us, and now they are following us"
"Well hell, Id sell my soul for a racecar, im goin to hell anyway, y not get a racecar out of the deal"bj
"ummm time for a 4:00 AM Smuffin"(double ham double cheesse baccon salt and peper)
"wait why is ur car in the woods?... when did we end up in here?"
"well i was thinkin about standin outside and get hit by some flying shit "
"THIRSTY THURSDAYS!" "Cause cops suck dick we already know that" That quote is what u should live life by....
"KARATE DEFENCE"jm&co
"Im not gay im bi"
FlipCup record...2 loses 8 wins(it could of been 9 or 10 wins, i cant remember)The best team ever: in order of the line Chuck,Farmy,Spacoli,SweetCorn,and me at the start
"MichaBlahBlah"

"HaHa Sean's Stuff"

"In 40 years (2042) I'm gonna cut off all of your pinky toes"

Horseman...Decked?

Forks

"You guys know, taking a piss is better than sex" nl

Rhinos and BlueBirds

Leap of faith

"What about that clown on the street corner in Allentown"sc

Setting Joeys walls on fire and watching flaming cars fly off ramps

Duck Hunt

Cranage is a shadeball--a sign for all to see...on Smut's back

OWIE! I see you!